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Robotic Talking Head of James Carville Urges Democrats "Not Too Be Too Confrontational" in Face of Democratic Holocaust; Killed
The Cybo-Cryo-Gene-ReDetached head of James Carville warned Congressional Democrats on Monday to "play it safe" and "focus on healthcare issues" as they dealt with the latest in a series of Democratic setbacks. The warning came as Congressional Democrats and their aides were sent on a deathmarch to the CheneyChamber where they will be vaporized and their leftover molecules will be tortured for forty days and forty nights in accords with the Cheney-va Conventions on Torturing Democrats.
"It is important that Democrats maintain their civility and decorum in these times, especially when facing the horrors of death rivaled only by the.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Carville continued as he was incinerated, eliciting bipartisan glee for the first time in decades.
"Finally someone shut that yapping dog-Carville thing up," said the Markos-Trippi-Dean Monster. "He was really beginning to scare the fuck out of me." (As everyone knows, the Markos-Trippi-Dean Monster climbed out of the Slurry Pits after Paul Begala pushed the three of them in back when Howard Dean, Joe Trippi and Markos Moulitsas Zúniga were separate beings. Begala invited the three to the pits to finally unite against Republican Nazism and the Holocaust. But Begala did not want to lose his place as "biggest loser ever," so he pushed them into the pits. Unfortunately for Begala, the three were merged into one, stinky liberal goo creature which still blogs against Begala to this day.)
It is widely expected that Carville will find a way to retrieve each of his individual atoms and come back in some form or other as he has over the past sixty years. Although he has figured out how to do this after being vaporized, smashed, squashed, sliced, diced and turned inside-out, he still has not figured out how to cure baldness.
"Oh yeah, we haven't seen the last of him," commented our wonderful eternal leader BushBot 6000. "It's always fun to kill 'em over and over tho, just ta watch him come back again. Hehehe."
Robotic Talking Head of James Carville Urges Democrats "Not Too Be Too Confrontational" in Face of Democratic Holocaust; KilledThe Cybo-Cryo-Gene-ReDetached head of James Carville warned Congressional Democrats on Monday to "play it safe" and "focus on healthcare issues" as they dealt with the latest in a series of Democratic setbacks. The warning came as Congressional Democrats and their aides were sent on a deathmarch to the CheneyChamber where they will be vaporized and their leftover molecules will be tortured for forty days and forty nights in accords with the Cheney-va Conventions on Torturing Democrats.
"It is important that Democrats maintain their civility and decorum in these times, especially when facing the horrors of death rivaled only by the.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Carville continued as he was incinerated, eliciting bipartisan glee for the first time in decades.
"Finally someone shut that yapping dog-Carville thing up," said the Markos-Trippi-Dean Monster. "He was really beginning to scare the fuck out of me." (As everyone knows, the Markos-Trippi-Dean Monster climbed out of the Slurry Pits after Paul Begala pushed the three of them in back when Howard Dean, Joe Trippi and Markos Moulitsas Zúniga were separate beings. Begala invited the three to the pits to finally unite against Republican Nazism and the Holocaust. But Begala did not want to lose his place as "biggest loser ever," so he pushed them into the pits. Unfortunately for Begala, the three were merged into one, stinky liberal goo creature which still blogs against Begala to this day.)
It is widely expected that Carville will find a way to retrieve each of his individual atoms and come back in some form or other as he has over the past sixty years. Although he has figured out how to do this after being vaporized, smashed, squashed, sliced, diced and turned inside-out, he still has not figured out how to cure baldness.
"Oh yeah, we haven't seen the last of him," commented our wonderful eternal leader BushBot 6000. "It's always fun to kill 'em over and over tho, just ta watch him come back again. Hehehe."
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