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Saturday, September 10, 2005

BlowBack^TM future post date: November 19, 2005

President Bush today announced his appointment of John E. Pennington to replace Michael Brown as director of FEMA. Pennington has been serving as Northwest Regional Director of FEMA since his appointment in 2001.

"Penny's been a great part of our emergency response team up in Seattle, and just like Brownie I'll bet he does a great job keeping our emergency services on indefinite stand-by during disasters," said Bush.

Recently, Pennington's qualifications came under fire in local Seattle media due to his lack of holding any relevant experience and a degree from a suspected "diploma mill". Responding to a question about Pennington's background, White House Spokesman Scott McClellan said, "I think we've addressed this issue numerous times in the past and as always we won't be commenting on it until the ongoing investigation is complete."

2 Comments:

At 6:42 PM, Anonymous said…

Mr. Pennington is an avid hunter.
Perhaps Cheney will take him deer hunting! I can dream, can't I?
At 6:43 PM, Anonymous said…

Mr. Pennington is an avid hunter.
Perhaps Cheney will take him deer hunting! I can dream, can't I?

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