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Thursday, September 08, 2005

BlowBack^TM future post date: August 27th, 2008

FEMA Director Charles Jarvis today stated that the agency's lack of response to Hurricane Dolly was due in large part to newspaper reports which claimed Friday that Atlantic City had been "spared the wrath of God." When asked whether race was a factor in FEMA's decision to focus on the evacuation of Harrah's, Trump Plaza and the Tropicana with the first wave of busses and helicopters, Jarvis replied that "blacks play in the casinos too."

President Bush later spoke in the Rose Garden to reporters and addressed the situation as a "awe-inspiring disaster." The President spoke fondly of his many stays in the coastal tourist destination when he was younger. "I remember when I was at Yale, me and some of the other Skull and Boneses would jump in a car and drive all the way to A.C. for the weekend. By the time we got there, that fifth of Jim Beam would be done. Good times, good times."

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